Cris's Unicorns

How Pagly spends her days...

Bloody Marys and Poker Faces

Lady Gaga is long in the grave, but she's not forgotten.

Ebil Elephant Ears

Things can go missing occasionally, but that's the price you pay.

Allergies and Oxygen

Pags wants to know where the fucking Zyrtec went.

The Still

Sigh...some things never change.

Pagly and the Note

Clearly, they have no idea what fanfic is all about.

Welcome to the Twiwriters Retirement Community

Somewhere in the Southwestern desert, there is a retirement community like no other. Full of old biddies with attitudes, the Twiwriters Retirement Community is always open for new members who meet the profile.

• Are or were you ever a reader or writer of fabulous fanfiction? 
• Are or were you ever a fabulous laydee (or laydee-boy)?

If you can answer yes to both questions, pull up your Airstream, Winnebago, single-wide, etc. and make yourself at home!  

The Clubhouse

Welcome to the community clubhouse! Here the refrigerators are always full of soda and prune juice, the cabinets well-stocked with booze and Metamucil. There are rules for using the clubhouse, though. Specifically, NO PORN ON THE COMMUNITY COMPUTERS. That's for the privacy of your own home, or during late, drunken nights when Judo cons Joo into writing.